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A fitting gift for someone whose love of houseplants survives the occasional mystery loss.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal BotanicalVibes design printed on the front.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex crewneck with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-heavy 8 oz cotton\/polyester blend for everyday layering.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChoose from Maroon, Black, Forest Green, in sizes S–3XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit and feel:\u003c\/strong\u003e A classic unisex fit. Compare the size chart with a sweatshirt you already own; choose extra room if you prefer a looser look. Standard colors use a 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize guide\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eGarment measurements in inches. 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