{"product_id":"the-plants-have-seen-things-sweatshirt","title":"The Plants Have Seen Things Sweatshirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe windowsill knows too much.\u003c\/strong\u003e Our the plants have seen things sweatshirt features four potted houseplants and a skull beneath “THE PLANTS HAVE SEEN THINGS”.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eA dry little plant joke for Halloween gatherings, nursery visits, and the friend who tells their houseplants everything.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOriginal BotanicalVibes artwork printed on the front.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic unisex crewneck with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-heavy 8 oz fleece: 50% cotton, 50% polyester.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in Forest Green, Black, Maroon, in sizes S–3XL.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eFit and feel:\u003c\/strong\u003e A classic unisex fit for everyday layering. 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