Plant humor

You were only buying potting mix.

And somehow there's another plant in the passenger seat. Find a shirt for the habits every plant person recognizes.

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A familiar plant habit

Cuttings on the counter. Soil in the trunk. A plant budget that lasted three days. Our humor edit brings those familiar habits to plant shirts and other available apparel. Choose the joke that sounds like you, or the person you're shopping for.

They'll get it

A plant joke makes an easy place to start when you're choosing a gift for someone who names their cuttings.

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