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If You Plant It, It Will Grow (Die for Absolutely No Reason) | Plant Humor Tee

If You Plant It, It Will Grow (Die for Absolutely No Reason) | Plant Humor Tee

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Finally, a tee that captures the unpredictable world of plant parenthood! Our “If You Plant It, It Will Grow (Die for Absolutely No Reason)” design humorously sums up those moments when your beloved greenery just… gives up. Printed on an eco‑friendly cotton blend, this top offers a lighthearted spin on all the times we tried (and sometimes failed) to make things grow.

Key Features:

Playful Text Edit: “Grow” crossed out and replaced with “Die for absolutely no reason” for comedic effect

Sustainably Sourced Fabric: Soft, breathable cotton blend that’s gentle on the planet

Unisex Fit: Available in XS–XXL, offering a comfortable, relaxed silhouette

Green Impact: Each purchase helps plant a tree—so at least something’s guaranteed to grow

Conversation Starter: Perfect for plant swaps, casual outings, or any place you need a laugh

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🌿 Soft, Sustainable, and Stylish! 🌿
Eco-conscious unisex fit for every nature lover 🌱

Made with 100% organic cotton.
👕 Classic fit with ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders, and side seams for durability.
📦 Thoughtfully printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸

🌸 Inspired by the beauty of nature, designed for you. 🌸
-BotanicalVibes 🌿

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🚚 Delivery within 2 - 5 business days after your order is processed.

📦 Available for all product sizes and types.

💸 Reliable and affordable option for timely delivery across the U.S.

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Hassle-free returns within 30 days of purchase.

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WHY CHOOSE BOTANICALVIBES?

TOGETHER, WE PLANT A FOREST

"Every purchase helps restore nature and create a brighter future for our planet."One Tree Planted

The vision behind BotanicalVibes is simple: to make sustainable fashion that not only looks good but also does good. By partnering with One Tree Planted, we make it easy for you to contribute to global reforestation efforts with every purchase.

Today, eco-conscious individuals like you have joined hands with us to plant trees worldwide, creating a meaningful impact. For every product you buy, a donation is made towards planting more trees—restoring forests, creating habitats, and fighting climate change.

The more you shop with BotanicalVibes, the bigger the forest we grow together. Let’s make a difference, one tree at a time.