The Only Mystery Is Why I Keep Buying Plants I Know I’ll Kill – Monstera | Sassy Plant Tee
The Only Mystery Is Why I Keep Buying Plants I Know I’ll Kill – Monstera | Sassy Plant Tee
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If your heart keeps saying “buy more plants” while your track record says “RIP,” this tee is your perfect confession. The Monstera Edition showcases a sleek monstera outline, capturing the beauty of a plant you hope to keep alive. Made with eco-friendly fabric, it’s a comfy and humorous nod to every new leaf you can’t resist.
Key Features:
Witty Text: Because sometimes you just can’t help yourself at the garden center
Monstera Graphic: Iconic Swiss cheese leaves for an extra dash of plant‑lover cred
Planet-Friendly Fabric: Soft, ethically sourced cotton blend for everyday wear
Tree Planting Mission: Each purchase funds planting a tree—so your shopping spree can do some good
Unisex Fit: XS–XXL, ensuring comfort whether you’re repotting or relaxing
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🌿 Soft, Sustainable, and Stylish! 🌿
Eco-conscious unisex fit for every nature lover 🌱
✨ Made with 100% organic cotton.
👕 Classic fit with ribbed knit collar, tapered shoulders, and side seams for durability.
📦 Thoughtfully printed, packaged, and shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
🌸 Inspired by the beauty of nature, designed for you. 🌸
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All Orders Ship In 2-5 Days
All Orders Ship In 2-5 Days
🚚 Delivery within 2 - 5 business days after your order is processed.
📦 Available for all product sizes and types.
💸 Reliable and affordable option for timely delivery across the U.S.
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The vision behind BotanicalVibes is simple: to make sustainable fashion that not only looks good but also does good. By partnering with One Tree Planted, we make it easy for you to contribute to global reforestation efforts with every purchase.
Today, eco-conscious individuals like you have joined hands with us to plant trees worldwide, creating a meaningful impact. For every product you buy, a donation is made towards planting more trees—restoring forests, creating habitats, and fighting climate change.
The more you shop with BotanicalVibes, the bigger the forest we grow together. Let’s make a difference, one tree at a time.