If You Plant It Sweatshirt - Plant Humor Crewneck
If You Plant It Sweatshirt - Plant Humor Crewneck
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Details & care
The plant had other plans. Our If You Plant It Sweatshirt features stacked “if you plant it it will grow” lettering corrected in red, with “die for absolutely no reason” beneath.
You checked the light, changed the soil, and somehow the plant still disagreed. This text-led crewneck gives that familiar plant-parent moment a dry punchline. A fitting gift for someone whose love of houseplants survives the occasional mystery loss.
- Original BotanicalVibes design printed on the front.
- Classic unisex crewneck with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband.
- Medium-heavy 8 oz cotton/polyester blend for everyday layering.
- Choose from Maroon, Black, Forest Green, in sizes S–3XL.
Fit and feel: A classic unisex fit. Compare the size chart with a sweatshirt you already own; choose extra room if you prefer a looser look. Standard colors use a 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend.
Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.
Size guide
Garment measurements in inches. Measure a sweatshirt laid flat and compare; width is measured across the chest, not around the body.
| Size | Width (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 20.00 | 27.00 |
| M | 22.01 | 28.00 |
| L | 24.00 | 29.00 |
| XL | 26.00 | 30.00 |
| 2XL | 28.00 | 31.00 |
| 3XL | 30.00 | 32.00 |
Measurements are approximate and may vary slightly between garments.
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