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I'm Silently Judging Your Plant Care Sweatshirt

I'm Silently Judging Your Plant Care Sweatshirt

Regular price $44.99 USD
Regular price $60.00 USD Sale price $44.99 USD
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Size: S
Color: Maroon
Details & care

The yellow leaf did not go unnoticed. Our I'm Silently Judging Your Plant Care Sweatshirt features bold stacked “I’m silently judging your plant care” lettering with a tiny potted plant.

For the plant keeper who has opinions about drainage, this is the joke you can wear. The simple text-led print pairs easily with jeans and brings a little dry humor to coffee dates with your fellow plant people.

  • Original BotanicalVibes design printed on the front.
  • Classic unisex crewneck with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband.
  • Medium-heavy 8 oz cotton/polyester blend for everyday layering.
  • Choose from Maroon, Black, Forest Green, in sizes S–3XL.

Fit and feel: A classic unisex fit. Compare the size chart with a sweatshirt you already own; choose extra room if you prefer a looser look. Standard colors use a 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

Size guide

Garment measurements in inches. Measure a sweatshirt laid flat and compare; width is measured across the chest, not around the body.

Size Width (in) Length (in)
S 20.00 27.00
M 22.01 28.00
L 24.00 29.00
XL 26.00 30.00
2XL 28.00 31.00
3XL 30.00 32.00

Measurements are approximate and may vary slightly between garments.

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The yellow leaf did not go unnoticed. Our I'm Silently Judging Your Plant Care Sweatshirt features bold stacked “I’m silently judging your plant care” lettering with a tiny potted plant.

For the plant keeper who has opinions about drainage, this is the joke you can wear. The simple text-led print pairs easily with jeans and brings a little dry humor to coffee dates with your fellow plant people.

  • Original BotanicalVibes design printed on the front.
  • Classic unisex crewneck with ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband.
  • Medium-heavy 8 oz cotton/polyester blend for everyday layering.
  • Choose from Maroon, Black, Forest Green, in sizes S–3XL.

Fit and feel: A classic unisex fit. Compare the size chart with a sweatshirt you already own; choose extra room if you prefer a looser look. Standard colors use a 50% cotton, 50% polyester blend.

Care: Machine wash cold, inside out. Tumble dry low. Do not iron or dry clean.

Size guide

Garment measurements in inches. Measure a sweatshirt laid flat and compare; width is measured across the chest, not around the body.

Size Width (in) Length (in)
S 20.00 27.00
M 22.01 28.00
L 24.00 29.00
XL 26.00 30.00
2XL 28.00 31.00
3XL 30.00 32.00

Measurements are approximate and may vary slightly between garments.